1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. …..
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2.) In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.
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3.) At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?
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4.) At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question :- Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??
Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
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5.) At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer :- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
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6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….
Stupid Question :- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout…it’s just the money.
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7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call….
Stupid Question :- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
Not. You thought I was sleeping…. You dumb witted moron.
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8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..
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9.) At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.
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10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks…
Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer :- Gosh, it’s a miracle ………..it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
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Thanks to my friend Pooja Powar for sending me above text via E-Mail.
