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Colourfull Stripes and Bubbles.
If we believe the explanation above, then many of the resources won’t last much longer. Resource like copper will be gone in about 60 years. So my friends start recycling the stuff, to enjoy better…
It’s not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year ONLY
has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days
left 313.
2. Summer holidays- 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left
126.
5. 2 hours daily for food other delicacies means 30days. Days left
96.
6. 1 hour for talking means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6
days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11 That 1 day is your birthday
How can you study on that day?
Site says,
“Cut and wearing a costume character MABERUHIRO 3-year-old child”
Isn’t this a cutest Iron Man? View large picture of this over here (Translated Page Link). 
What if Obama uses Fair & Lovely?
1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. …..
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2.) In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.
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3.) At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?
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4.) At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question :- Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??
Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
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5.) At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer :- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
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6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….
Stupid Question :- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout…it’s just the money.
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7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call….
Stupid Question :- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
Not. You thought I was sleeping…. You dumb witted moron.
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8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..
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9.) At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.
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10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks…
Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer :- Gosh, it’s a miracle ………..it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
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Thanks to my friend Pooja Powar for sending me above text via E-Mail.
I am very lazy person and thus as always I postpone the most important task. This habit, actually created lot of problem in life like missing some important submission dates, missed some application…
It’s (NOT) Love when it hurts…
Great artwork….
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