Can I access all this during my exams….
Sam Ideas - Lets discover something new?
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Sunday, May 10th 2009
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Saturday, May 9th 2009
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8:36pm|reblogged from Just be spLendid...:
To my heart
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6:39pm|reblogged from .PICAPIXELS / tumblr:
Unusual Dump
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Sunday, April 26th 2009
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8:25pm|reblogged from walrusonice:
Colourfull Stripes and Bubbles.
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Monday, April 20th 2009
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How Long Will Our World Last?If we believe the explanation above, then many of the resources won’t last much longer. Resource like copper will be gone in about 60 years. So my friends start recycling the stuff, to enjoy better…
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Saturday, April 18th 2009
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Why students fail?
It’s not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year ONLY
has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days
left 313.
2. Summer holidays- 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left
126.
5. 2 hours daily for food other delicacies means 30days. Days left
96.
6. 1 hour for talking means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6
days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11 That 1 day is your birthday
How can you study on that day?
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Sunday, April 12th 2009
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One of the Cutest Iron Man - All the way from JapanSite says,
“Cut and wearing a costume character MABERUHIRO 3-year-old child”
Isn’t this a cutest Iron Man? View large picture of this over here (Translated Page Link).
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Saturday, April 11th 2009
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What if Obama uses Fair & Lovely?
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Sunday, April 5th 2009
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9:39pm|reblogged from Hit - or - Miss:
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Thursday, April 2nd 2009
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Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations:
1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. …..
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..******
2.) In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.
******
3.) At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?
******
4.) At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question :- Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??
Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
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5.) At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer :- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
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6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….
Stupid Question :- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout…it’s just the money.
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7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call….
Stupid Question :- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
Not. You thought I was sleeping…. You dumb witted moron.
******
8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..
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9.) At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.
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10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks…
Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer :- Gosh, it’s a miracle ………..it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
******Thanks to my friend Pooja Powar for sending me above text via E-Mail.
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The way I am beating Procrastination…I am very lazy person and thus as always I postpone the most important task. This habit, actually created lot of problem in life like missing some important submission dates, missed some application…
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12:58am|reblogged from Hit - or - Miss:
It’s (NOT) Love when it hurts…
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Great artwork….
via lol.com.pk
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Saturday, March 21st 2009
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Recession is more in your mind than in the market...
This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by
the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was
hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were
weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold
lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his
sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw
material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to
serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually
he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing,
the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father.
Then something strange happened.
The son asked, “Dad, aren’t you aware of the great recession that is
coming our way?” The father replied, “No, but tell me about it.” The
son said, “The international situation is terrible. The domestic
situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad
times.”
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the
papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his
advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the
father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the
colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to
the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff
strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered
to stop at his Hotdog stand.. And his sales started coming down rapidly
and so did the profit. The father said to his son, “Son, you were
right”. “We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you
warned me ahead of time.”
Moral of the Story: Recession is certainly there but its more in your MIND than in the market… And we actually FUEL this
recession much more than we think.Thanks to my friend “Rahul Kapoor”, for sharing this with me via E-Mail.
